I am always fascinated by the differences I see in men and women. Especially those between my husband and me.
Why does he not hear the baby screaming at the top of her lungs?
Even when she screams DADDY?
Why is it that when I wake him up,
I do that with the 4th child now.
He does all sorts of things before going to her room?
You know like use the bathroom instead of taking care of the baby while risking bladder explosion…or eating…getting properly dressed….etc.
…And why, oh why don’t I do these things?