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Don't list every major purchase your family has obtained (or financed) this year. That is just tacky.
You don't need to detail every moment of your life in your holiday newsletter. Just pick one or two highlights. And while you are at it, keep it to a page or two. Less is more.
Only family cares about every little accomplishment or milestone your children passed or achieved this year. The rest of us have children (i.e. nieces, nephews, cousins, grandchildren, God children etc) in our own lives to fawn over and declare brilliant. So, unless you are the type that drives around with a "My child is an honor student" bumper sticker on your mini van, just go easy on the listing of accomplishments. List one or two big things. List a funny thing. List a self deprecating thing...but don't list everything or you'll risk sounding obnoxious or making your precious child prodigy look obnoxious in the process.
Don't detail your miserable year in the holiday newsletter. If you had a rough year and we're friends, I already know about it. Don't be a downer. I know they say misery likes company but I say spread holiday cheer not despair. Because really, who are they anyway? People who write depressing gloomy holiday newsletters, that's who!
And finally, if you have to start off your holiday newsletter with, We almost didn't write a holiday newsletter this year,
Just. Don't. Do. It.
Please, because that is a sure sign that you are then going to break every rule listed above, and then some.
Happy Holidays,
7 comments:
I've never done one- nor have I ever seen one that was actually done well. They really are ridiculous.
Blogs are the new Christmas letters for many, these days, don't you think?
BAHA. I love your sense of humor.
HA!!! hahahahahahahah... I sent one out this year.. and I am so excited to say that I followed ALL THOSE rules!! lol....Too many family out of town that we never speak to....lol...
I have a hard enough time remembering what I did last week, let alone what we as a family have done over the course of the past year.
Valentine's Day cards. That is sounding like a more reasonable goal to me...
I LOVE yours! It's better & better every year. :)
Wouldn't it be awesome to write one that was super-awkward???
"Collin tried heroin for the first time this year..Boy, was THAT a mistake.......!!!!!! I've been struggling with suspicions about Bill and his secretary, and it turns out - I was right!"
Then see if anybody calls you.
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